I heard today, for the last time, that I should turn in my Man Card. So I am officially handing in my Man Card.
Due we really need those now anyway? Honestly, are we in the medieval times here? Besides, according to the latest Chinese place mat I saw, its the year of the Metro Sexual, right?
So I like Citrus Vodka Martinis and the occasional spritzer, so what! My wife Kim drinks Bud, nobody is calling her a dude. So I'd Rather talk with the ladies at the party about the latest fashion or how that dish was made, so what! Kim is out playing horseshoes, nobody is calling her a dude. So I stay home and take care of the kids during every Raven's home game, that I do watch, so what! Kim is at the stadium for every home game, with Bud in hand, nobody is calling her a dude.
I guess what I'm trying to say is; Can I get a Photo I.D. on that card please!
Yes, I, Kim, may be more of a dude, but you are a man, even with your martinis. the fact that you are in touch with your feminine side is a plus!!! I love you very much!!!
ReplyDeleteKim rocks. I would be at every home game too! Oh, and you rock too ;0)
ReplyDeleteThe card's nothing but a booby prize. Be proud you don't own one. Perhaps it means that you are more than a one dimensional stereotype. Like Kim, you have depth of character.
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